Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Project Runway...

is a television show. Just because you see something is in fashion doesn't mean you have the body type to wear it.

We're all built differently. There's no way to get around it.

Jeggings (I don't even know if I spelled that right and quite frankly I'm not a fashionista so I don't really care) are one of the many things not everyone can wear.

Know that your butt looks good covered in something NOT form fitting. Know that your thighs do NOT look good being hugged by lycra. Please please PLEASE don't let it all hang out. I don't want to see it and neither do any other people you don't know.

I mean I'm glad you're confident enough to feel good in those items, but keep it at home for your boyfriend, girlfriend, significant other.

Same goes for banana hammocks at the beach. Really? You REALLY need to wear your underwear to the beach? Your package isn't really all that impressive, I promise you.

This has been a public service announcement.

~Kim

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