So, I'm sitting here on my couch, surveying my (modest) kingdom (why the hell is it called kingdom anyhow? Everyone knows the queen rules it all!) and I notice something.
At first, I thought it was a cobweb...I mean, with my cleaning style it's completely plausible. Then I looked closer.
Nope. Not a cobweb.
My kids have slammed the front door so much they've actually separated the paint from the wall.
No. Really. They have!
I'm constantly saying, "Don't slam the door!" Apparently, it's not working.
They're very literally breaking my house apart piece by piece.
I wonder if locking them in the house for a week will get my point across...Or make me need a drink or twelve.
~Kim
Huh, maybe that's why I have cracks in my ceiling.
ReplyDeleteLoved seeing you today.
I got out in public for something other than baseball just to prove that I really do exist! Great to see you too!
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