A bun in the oven...

means there was a snake in the bush...

Watching the news tonight, I found out that Kim Kardashian is pregnant.

Keeping Up With the Kardashians is one of my guilty pleasures. Before you start mocking me, let me tell you why.

That family is so dysfunctional. They're normal people with a lot of money. They have a lot of the same problems as "normal" people do. The big difference, they're doing it on TV and they can afford a very expensive shrink (or six).

I admire Khloe. She's a healthy sized gal and she looks fabulous. In fact, I could see myself hanging out with her, we sort of have the same thing going on with our internal censor; they're non-existent. She likes to take care of her husband (which is fun to watch because he loves it but sometimes she goes just a tad too far) and she wants babies. It's not happening for them yet, but I surely hope it does.

Kourtney is a whole other can of worms. She wants to take care of her babies and doesn't want her boyfriend to become her husband (even though they are engaged I'm sure it will be a long one or Scott will go back to drinking after they tie the knot. I hope they make it longer than Kim and Chris.)

Kim being pregnant is a little disturbing to me though. Not to mention the father (or so I assume) is Kanye West. He hasn't exactly been my favorite person since he interrupted Taylor Swift a couple of years ago. He doesn't exactly have a fabulous reputation. Kim's still off of a fresh divorce from Chris and she's knocked up. I hope I'm wrong, but she's going to be a single mom before long...Ok, a single mom with 3 nannies and an assload of money but still...

So anyhow, yeah. My guilty pleasure always seems to pay off. It reminds me that regardless of your celebrity, you're still a person who can fuck up (Not Lindsey Lohan fucked up but...) and have emotions that pile up higher than your money.

This is what happens when your fame comes from a "leaked" sex tape. Maybe I should try that...although I look more like Honey Boo-Boo's momma than a Kardashian.

~Kim